1996 Dreams

(Coming soon.)

08/05/1996:

The Sin Of Material Wealth (With Tiny Toons)
Caution: Asbestos!
Muppet Baby Guts, Anyone?
The Science Of Music
The Hand Of Glory
Ozzylympics
Save The POWs!
T-Bone & Big Judge
You'll Never Win A Spelling Bee
The Fuzzbuster & A Phone Call From Mya
Too Much Tomato Juice
Um, The Dog Ate My Homework
We've Got Mail!
Murder In The Sacred Circle
Waiting For The Manson Girls
Want A Look Around?
A Trip To The Fair

08/06/1996:

D'oh! I Can't Drive!
God's Creation In A Wad Of Paper
Culture Houses Of Mackinac Island
Jonathan Taylor Thomas's Sequined Suit
Gimme Back My Magazine!
Secret Weapon: Rhonda
Night School Is Weird
Muslim Ants & Antsy Squirrels
Are You Going To The Concert?

08/07/1996:

Mmm, Underwear!
Crazy Circles
I Wanted To See SWAYZE Naked, Not Connery!
Killed In Action
This Isn't My Class!
Hail To The Masons
The Interrupted Bath & The Evil Hanuman
I Want My MST3K

08/08/1996:

Special Edition Reese's Cups
I, Blob
Stereo Bedroom!
Racing Robin Williams & Too Many Rachels
Kinky Simpsons
The Legend Of The Lark's Tongue
The Dream That Will Not Die!!
Cannibal Magpies

08/09/1996:

Land Ho! & Late--AGAIN!

08/10/1996:

Barflies
The Wild Child
Slow-Motion Lion King
America's Meanest Home Videos
Hard Flying
Hold The Bus!
Camp Fight! Camp Fight!
Satan's Camera
The Birds & The...Bats?
Magic Tape
THESE Are My Role Models?

08/11/1996:

Medicine Bearer
No Buffet For You!
Cats On The Prowl
Stubborn Chicken
Eric's Fridge
The Ugly...Duckypus?
A Bookstore Wonderland
Puck In Class & The Mystery Chest

08/13/1996:

Eyes In The Back Of His Head
Let's Go To Wal-Mart!
The Cult Of The Dragon People
Chickenhead!
Confusing Comics
Mall Pony & The Swimming Bee
The Masonic Compass
Trooper Broderick To The Rescue
Which Way To The Nanta Room?
Cat & Carpet
Dirty Water
Star Trek: Planet Of The Lizards

08/14/1996:

Getting Into Shape
The Scales Of The Soul
Room Cleaning Time!
I'm Irish & My Dad's A Gambler!
Mr. Inventor Will Help Us!
Ray Walston's Attack Weasels
The Blood Of Fifty
Pictures By Dinner
Not Porn, Mom!
Two By Two
MIBs Of The County
Belly Zodiac
Where's My Damn Bowl?!
Star Trek Match-'Em-Ups

08/15/1996:

Soothing Spanish
James Bond Redhead
Sleep Easier, & Dream Of Horses!
The Real World: India
Red Flowers, Red Days
Star Trek: Saving The Starman
Whatever Happened To Beauty & The Beast?
The Irish Chair
Bleeding In Public
Dogs In Gray

08/16/1996:

Consuming The Sacred Symbol
Have You Seen This Mustached Man?
Killing Broderick
Melodrama (With Jonathan Taylor Thomas!)
Here A Tape, There A Tape...
The Cats' Prayer
Bad Faith Cake
Slaves Of The Spider-Blood Demons
"If You Touch Me ONE MORE TIME...!"
Silver Statues
Helicopter Man & The Laughing Rod Serling
Black & White Makes Gray
Teens Are Stupid. And Other Things.
The Dragon Of Paradise
Battleships & Golden Bugs
Angel Tokens
Lookin' For Babies!
A Shrink On Every Floor

08/17/1996:

So I Dated A Rapist, AKA Movie Of The Week
Hello, Stone Kitty!
Was It Something I Ate?
Hi, My Name Is Santana. Or Not.
Beware Room 111! (Really, I Mean It.)
Why Did You Bring Me Here, Dad?
The Case Of The Beast Man

08/18/1996:

Nun In Love
The Magic Bush & The Doomed Pig
Alas, Poor Keanu
The Plane In The Lake
Fortuneballs
Beaches, Books, & The Bodybag Conspiracy
Save The Mice!
Dancehall Counting
The Girl With The Golden Gun
Chopaholic
Books Of Angels & Turquoise Dreams
Button Envy

08/19/1996:

Carpet Girl & The Death Lion
Essential Dust
Which Way To The Array?
A River Runs Through Michigan
Rodent Safety First!
Friends At The Flea Market
Chicken Done Wrung
Triple X Marks The Spot
All In The Werewolf Family
Another Reason To Hate Country Music

08/20/1996:

One-Girl Band
Dollhouse Of Mysteries
Hero Binti
The Unquiet American
The Dream That Will Not Die, Part Deux!
Crogg's End
Perhaps I Should Just Switch To CDs
The Bloody Writing On The Wall
Maze Of The Damned
Don't Choke The Libra!
Pomp & Horse Stance
Yield To The Mailbox!

08/21/1996:

THESE Are "Christians"
The Fate Of The Skinheads
The Plight Of The River People
I'm Woody-Woody For You!
The Perversions Of Lord F.
Captain Kirk's Bathroom
Bendy Crystal & Rachel's Rap Sheet
Richard The Jew & Jon The Thief
Damien On The Run!
Vikings Are Such A Drag
I Pledge Allegiance To The Laundry Detergent...
I Gotta Go NOW!
This Bus Don't Stop For Rats
Keeping An Eye Out
Grab Friendship By The Horn!

08/22/1996:

Little Yellow Pads
Due South: Quest For The Script Of Life!
Watch Your Tongue, Iolaus!
Program Rose & The Burning Ladder
Hail The Goddess Of Gophers
Don't Trust Cops--Especially The Schizo Ones

08/23/1996:

You'll Win When Dogs Fly!
Coiling In Love & Death
My Two Flies
The Bottomless Fishing Hole
1-800-DIAL-A-LAMP
N Before D, Except After...
Biggus Footicus?
Why A Moor?
If Only Grocery Shopping Were Always Such Fun
What's REALLY On Cats' Minds
You've Got (Someone Else's) Mail!
Doomed To Lunch Line Eternity
Poor Pants & Helping The Hooded Ones
Have You Seen This Book?

08/24/1996:

Alien Question Session
I Could Not Feed The Meerkats (*sob*)
Aura Man
The MIBs Will Take Care Of You!
Those MIBs, Always Making Me Tardy...
To Grandma's We Will Go
That Darn MIB!
Multiple File
Book It? Trash It!
The Time Bracelet
D'oh! I'm Drowning!
Bad Tea
UF Magazine
Where's The Alien?
Puzzling Puff
Lady Pharaoh & The White Plague
Bobby Monster!
Foster Puppet
My Kitchen, My Bed

08/25/1996:

That Glasses-Wearing Nerd!
Art Partners

08/26/1996:

Fake Fainting
Waiter, There's A Fly In My Tea
Moth Herding
Look, Two Hands!
Copyright Infringement, My Foot!
Enough With The Aliens!
Tape Shuffling
This Brownie Protected By Brownies!
Dummyhead
Need A Pencil? Got A Pencil.

08/27/1996:

Thou Shalt Not Wrinkle Thy Sheets!
LSD For Dummies
Quadruple Abduction
Two Vague
Here Come De Earl, Here Come De Earl
Triple Threat
There Is NEVER Anywhere To Sit!
On The Run
All I Wanted Was A Bath...
Twelve Hours From Now...
Hairy Palms!
One Of The Most Boring Dreams Ever

08/28/1996:

Not Suitable For Children
What Goes On In My Room?
Not Quite Columbine
Slow Down, Gerald McRaney!
Deep Woods Cafe
Lotsa Lucky Charms
The "Desperation" Episode
Clamming It Up
The Monster Map
Maker Of Messes
Green-Eyed Boyfriend

08/29/1996:

Good Licorice, Bad Licorice
Bathroom Bible Study
Hospitals 'R' Us
Not Rude, Just Careful
Something Like Black
Bag & Bead
Crystal Segregation
Emmy Nominations Now!
Caaaan Yoooou Heaaaar Meeee Nowwww?

08/30/1996:

All Mickey Or Nothing
My Salad Days
So Not Lightbulbs!
Pop Goes Mom
Silver-Spittin' Grasshopper

08/31/1996:

Snappies
Cops & Caves
That's Not Your Name!
Not The Aliens Again
I Can't Dance, I Can't Smoke...
Is A Skunk Without Stripes Still A Skunk?
Peter Rabbit Wasn't Like This!
Amazing Mysteries Of The Library

09/01/1996:

The Odder Couple
Sunday Parkers!
Puck & The Battle For Good! (Or Something)
One-Armed Cash Cow
No Sociology For You
Don't Mess With The MIBs
PseudoMIB
Turn That Thing Down!
Just Too Gross
General Dad
Back To Black River
Must-Not-See TV
What Am I, Your Porter?
Monster Catcher
Blue Ribbon Pride
You & What God's Army?
They're Even In My Dreams!

09/02/1996:

More Than You Ever Wanted To Know About Kirstie Alley
Sometimes A Phallic Symbol Is Just A Phallic Symbol
Stacking The Cars
Supertramp
Garnets & Puppets & Gerbils, Oh My!
Speak Up!
The Big Whompin' X-Files Dream
Shirt Shopping
Funbuses!
The Neverending Junk Dream

09/03/1996:

Adventures At The Mall

09/04/1996:

HAL 1996
Hydrophobia
¡Bienvenido A Mi Bano!
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
Hawk Captive
Tree Houses
Puck's Pentacle
Dang These Newfangled Contraptions!
That '70s VR
This Is What Happens When I Wake Up Late!
Mix Tapes
To Stand Or Not To Stand?
Ready Or Not
Team X-Files

09/05/1996:

European Two!

09/06/1996:

Lost In The Funhouse
Isn't This Called "Stalking"?
Sexual Frustration!
Clothing Not Optional
A Mystery In The Middle Of Nowhere
How To Really Scare A Crab
Escape From The Island Of Dr. Moreau
Eyeses Of All Sizes

09/07/1996:

Into The Cult
Piano Horn
Jumping To Life
Run Like The Wind
How Many Flags?
Conspiracy Theorist
I'm Either Pregnant Or Have Pica
Two Fries For The Price Of One!
Broken Tapes & Sorting Books
Bad Dad
Spare Change

09/08/1996:

Antisocial Socialites
Squirrel At Sunrise(s)
A Bad Taste In My Mouth
Dining At The Mart
Digging For D's!
Pepper Preys On Poodles
I Am Not A Chipette
Night Court: The Execution Episode!
How Many Times Can I Forget That Book?!
The Substitute
The Watcher Monk
With His Salary, Shouldn't He Have His Own Phone?
All This Over A Telemarketer?
Goodnight, Goodnight!
The Neverending Gerbil Nightmare
Kiddie Heroes
It Wasn't That Funny Anyway

09/09/1996:

Late-Night Guitars
Dying For Ties
Cash Crawling & Day Tripping
Shotgun!
Perk? Prep?
Sex Offenders' Head Start

09/11/1996:

Puppet Play
Ants In My Pants--Er, Bed
Road Rules
The Power Of Three!
Shocking Information
No Room For Transformation
Dr. Frank-N-Furter, I Presume?
A Flock Of Seagulls & Dancing In The Dark
A Christophorus By Any Other Name...
Sex Ed

09/13/1996:

Come Bathe With Me!
Anton LaVey Slept Here
Muppet Baby Madness
Signal Lights
Silent Invisibility
Isn't That Called Vandalism?
Damien Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
All Goes Ac-Cord-ing To Plan
She Bangs, She Bangs...
Misheard Lyrics
Beads & Coins
Please Ma'am, Can I Have Some More?
This Dream Is Titleless
Prince Now Looks Like A Prince!
I Like 'Em Gay!

09/14/1996:

Iceless Ice Cream
Duck & Cover!
Psychopaths Magazine
No Room At The College
The Magical Money Maker
Schizophrenic Dance Party
Maybe It's The Scientology
The Annoying Missing Tape Dream

09/15/1996:

Animal Hospital
Gerbil On The Loose
The Plot For The Box & A Trip Up North
Misschedule
The Oddly Meandering Camp Dream
Deja View

09/16/1996:

The Green...What?

09/17/1996:

Award-Winning Proof Your Typical Family Outing
Look At My Baby Bum-ble-bee...
I Feel Orgasmic, So Orgasmic!
Which Cashew For You?
Door Difficulty
The School Of No Point
Upside-Down Hearts & The Perils Of Puck

09/18/1996:

You Must Not Be Crazy
All That Glitters Is Not Yellow
Mad Mall Crawling
She Who Smelt It...
Child Killer Bob?
Art In Lights
The Big Alien Abduction Dream
Decency Standards, They Are A'Changing
Two Left Hands
Thirsty Gerb
Bug Newtons
I'm Too Sexy For My Teeth
Should I Just Cut It Off?

09/19/1996:

Werewolf Galen
I Was A Wall!
What's That Number?
Leg Up
Stalker Switch
I Got Those Handheld Tape Recorder Blues
Battle In The Basement
Bunny Vs. Boa--Who Will Win?
Overrecord

09/20/1996:

Spaghetti Forensics, AKA Double-Amputee Dad
Gender Ambiguity
Comic Connoisseurs
The Tape Stops Here
Deflecting Desirae
Magazine Madness
Six, Ten, They're All The Same
Butterfly Nursery
Antique Accidents
Jack's Flashback
The Great Wall Of Raspberries

09/21/1996:

Ghostly Interrogation
Computer Book Of The Insane
Early-Morning Bugs
Tape Fixing
The Sausage Is Mine!
Rat Tails & Moldy Old Books
The Take-Care Toddler

09/22/1996:

Seinfeld: The Shoe Episode
Under Construction
Lucky Puck & Precious Chromium Moments
Knocking Back
Creative Reading
The Donut Sacrament, AKA, THAT'S Nessie??

09/23/1996:

*Fantasy Football
*Rock & Recording
*Sutherland The Spy
*What Kind Of Show Is That?
*Ra Shma!
*The Snake Master
*The Donut Did It!
*Have They Turned Over Yet?
*The People Vs. OJ Simpson: The Comedy!
*It's So Obviously Satanic!
*Lost At Sea
*The Bad Eggs

09/24/1996:

*Dad Of The Klan
*Slo-Mo Sacrifice
*People Watching
*Catdog
*House Of Stone (& Light)

09/25/1996:

*Save A (Narcotics) Prayer
*Double Cat Dancing
*Power Poles & Puzzle Blind
*We All Live In A Roman Submarine
*In Formation
*The Temple Of Ra
*A Double Bundy With Cheese
*Tehuti Smut
*Wide Empty Spaces

09/26/1996:

*Swedish Phrenology
*Mulder Of Another Color
*Hamsel In Disdress
*Docking Difficulties
*Toon Racism
*No Worries (Well, Not Many)

09/27/1996:

*Bad Veronica & Clint Eastwood's Mama
*Door-To-Door Airplane Salesman!
*Ramona & The Pedophile
*Porch Hangin'
*Double X
*...And Stephen Hill As "Maverick"!
*Wolf Art & The Schizophrenia Wall

09/28/1996:

*What Did The Calendar Ever Do To You?
*Not-So-Runaway Gerbil
*Draftee In The Harvard Army
*Window Watching
*Kiddie Krime
*The Frog Maidens & The Two Knights
*Not-So-Candid Recording
*Channel Surfing

09/29/1996:

*Kill Me, Kill My Raccoon
*Cargo Browsing
*I've Got The Bathroom Deadline Blues
*Just Airplanes
*Short-Distance Nudity
*The Villain Of T'Pau
*Rothweth AFB

09/30/1996:

*Mulder: MIA
*Yep, I'm An X-Phile
*Birdwatching: Dangerous For Your Health!
*NBD Calling

10/01/1996:

*Brotherly Letdown
*Amy & Me (& The Snail)
*I Just Want Some Pants! A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!

10/02/1996:

*Criminal Mastermind Whitney Houston
*Anybody Seen A Folder?
*The XXX-Files
*Port-A-Potty & Rice A'Plenty
*The AIDS Angels & The Shining Thing, AKA "I'll Carry You Anywhere!"
*Pest Control
*I'm Running Through The Trees, I'm Running Through The Trees...

10/03/1996:

*Sleeping Aurora
*The Meaning Of Tape
*No You're Not!

10/04/1996:

*Equal Sympathy
*Mr. Rhodes Loves Music
*He's Obviously Not An X-Files Fan
*Brother, Can You Spare A Dime...& Eight Cents?
*Mattress Hill
*Fauxmasons
*You're Such An Ace Of Base!
*Two Lost Daughters
*Thank You, Tony!
*Bookcases
*Dirty Observation & A Spy In Hades
*Do I Want To See That?
*Dianne The Doberman Tamer
*Mailtubes
*A Pen Of A Different Color

10/05/1996:

*The Pet Store PA
*Rock 'N' Raptor
*Mya In Distress
*Aren't The Cementworks A Landmark?
*Delicious
*What Do You Know! No Wart!
*Bring Up The Book!
*I'VE GOT TO RECORD, LADY!
*In The House Of The German
*InflataSword
*Dreaming Destiny

10/06/1996:

*Following The Sun
*Lapdogs
*Freshman Bivalves & The Sticky Situation
*Nice Stones & The Man In Black
*That Darn Moth
*Third Person Multiple
*Gerbil Aid

10/07/1996:

*Law & Order: Geese Escort Unit (Starring Chris Noth!)
*Animal Planet
*Fifty Blocks To Safety
*Warts & All

10/08/1996:

*Poor Preparation
*White(wash) Power!
*The Nerve!
*Playing Doctor
*Bead Shifting

10/09/1996:

*Do Not Bloody Disturb!
*Shania Wharton
*Got Gutenberg?
*Scottish Field Trip!
*Out, Damn Cat!
*Oopsie
*Scully's Bad Day
*A Tape Too Loud & Oodles Of Beads
*Family Prying
*Pool Hall
*Wait Until It's Over

10/10/1996:

*Hiawatha Wordsworth
*Fruit Booster
*You Suck, Bill Cosby
*Too Many BOOKS??
*No Hair Day
*Books 'N' Bugs

10/11/1996:

*What? No Mike Post?*
*Everyone Gets A Turn!
*Too Much Credit
*Pickup Philosophy
*Porch Critters
*PTSD-By-Mail
*Wet & Run
*The Infidelity Locket
*Is It A Telemarketer?
*Paper Arguments
*Madonna: Warrior Princess
*The Galbraith Road Carnival
*Another School Dream!
*Luther's Got Rocks!
*Well, At Least I Wasn't Naked
*Taking Credits
*Whatta Wad!
*Nothing Comic About It
*Breaking Windows

10/12/1996:

*Skinheads Need PR, Too
*Making My Mark (& Losing It)
*Stress & More Stress
*That's How You Make A Backwoods Omelet
*Full Tilt
*One-Night...Stand?
*Used Anatomy Goods
*Over Canada
*To Keep Or Not To Keep?
*Useless Spanish, AKA Como Se Llama "Stripes On A Highway"...?
*Rice-Flicker!

10/13/1996:

*Altered States
*What A Big Package For Me!
*Definitely Not A Green Thumb
*What Am I, Nuts?
*I Don't Hear The Screaming
*But I Don't Even Like Licorice
*Just Another Day At College
*Whole Lotta Lion King
*Burnin' Rubber Latzy
*Buying The Ranch

10/14/1996:

*Three In A Row
*Novelty Pix
*Water Vase
*Click It Or...Um...
*Soggy Eats

10/15/1996:

*Dying For Art
*Things That Start With S
*Insane, Insane Again
*Scan This!
*Mmm. Chocolate.
*Bad Clock
*Acting Like Animals
*Six Swallows
*Cranium Calipers
*Stiffed!
*Half A Grasshopper In The Hand Is Worth...
*Where There's One...
*In Gerbil, Out Gerbil
*Sideways Eyes
*Good GOD Does The X-Files Never End!!

10/16/1996:

*Misplaced Donut Charity
*Why I Didn't Use My OWN Seat, I Don't Know
*Knowing Where To Look
*Worship Me Later, I'm Busy Now!
*Astrology Bus
*Coal Miner's Daughter, AKA Restart! Restart!
*The Intergalactic Battle At Glen's
*Disarmed!
*That Broke His Foot?

10/17/1996:

*Department Store Hostage
*Calisthenics, Hammer Style
*Lovecraft's World Under My Steps
*Ma's Sleeping Quilt
*Getting Steamed & Dad Does Lovecraft
*The Patron Trees
*More Bugs On The Bed

10/18/1996:

*The Too Confused Girls
*Sneering On The Steps
*Get Them Bugs, Ma!
*No Need For TiVo
*My Macarena Tape

10/19/1996:

*Why Amy Died
*My Dreams In Jars
*Come Watch The Corn Pickers!
*Private Aliens, Public Masks
*Sedative Sucker
*At Least I'm Not Naked...?
*Self-Publishing Envy
*Out Of The Closet
*Where's My Howard?
*Cat Calls & Cucumbers (Kinda)
*Kill 'Em With Kindness
*Cra-Z TV!

10/20/1996:

*Third Degree Over 3-D
*A Room With An Embryo
*Eggs-A-Million
*The Cafeteria Plot
*Law & Order: Utterly Oblivious Unit
*Head Over Feet
*Crying Over Drunk Milk
*Bad Girl Breasts By The Bushel!
*Beneath The House Of Horrors
*I Am (Jack) Hunter!
*Get A Grip!
*Anything But Hemingway!

10/21/1996:

*Shoulder Socializing
*Country Roads
*On Backorder
*The Nazi House
*Two Tunes Tapes!
*Wet Landing
*Three Peppers, The Toad, & The Rabbit
*At Least I'm Not Naked! Redux
*Modern-Day Minoans
*Witch Police
*This Isn't Law & Order!
*She Forgot The Shopping List!
*My New Toothpick
*And My New Lovecraft Book
*Stamptastic

10/22/1996:

*My Room, By The Gypsies
*Pudding With Chips!
*Talking About Me
*Gabriel's PTSD
*Celestine Fiction

10/23/1996:

*Poor Baby Antelope
*Lovin' On Lovecraft
*A World Of Hair Accessories
*Baiting & Gunning
*Missing Ma In The Supermarket
*Not My Dad?
*STARVED!
*There's A Hole In My Bra, Dear Liza, Dear Liza
*The Dog Lady
*The African Buddhist

10/24/1996:

*Fun With Grandma

10/25/1996:

*Saved By The Flood
*Calling From The Top
*Tehuti & The Amazing Technicolor Dream Stickers
*The Calico Terror
*Joanna Kern* For Child Labor!
*Mr. Intruder, Where Are My Pants?
*Got Change For A Stickup?
*Remember To Backup!
*Speaker Abuse
*I Know A Guy...

10/26/1996:

*The Best Way To Handle Things
*The Bookmark Test
*I'll Give You Two Gargoyles For That Goblin

10/27/1996:

*Comics & Critiques
*Absence Of Guilt
*Need I Say Yuck?
*Fungus Lover!
*The Outing That Wasn't
*I Really Need Some Friends
*Super Anti-Lemming Force!
*Hardly A Dream...
*The Hostage Cabinet
*The Wheel Of Lord Intef
*Have You Had Your Breath Stick Today?

10/28/1996:

*You Got Something Against Vlad?
*Trees Are Better In Person
*The Horrible Smell Of Evergreen
*Refrigerator Guru
*Hitler's Belated Death
*The Lemondrop, Top Hat Man
*My Bitty Bird
*Madonna Commentary
*Cursed Cursor
*The Jewish Ceremonial Costume
*Denied Ice Cream Pleasure

10/29/1996:

*Non-Quitter!
*Enya, The Background Vocalist
*Waterdance
*Not Quite Sunday

10/30/1996:

*The Magical Animal Troupe
*I'll Buy The Shirt Off Your Back!
*Time, Life, & Scottish Kings
*Got Bra?
*Too Much TV
*Horsing Around Vs. Lion Around
*Holey Tooth, Batman!
*Is This Desk Taken?
*That's What They All Say
*Dr-eye-ness
*Did I (Not) Shave My Legs For This?

10/31/1996:

*Whole Lotta Sweatin' Goin' On
*Thin Blooded
*Kills Bugs Dead!
*Yoruban Voices & The Bat Star

11/01/1996:

*Picking My Shirt & Washing It, Washing It
*Jump Down, Knock It Down...
*The Romany Relocation
*Laugh Track Not Included
*Power--OUT!
*Familiar Faces
*The Old Book Index
*The Hot $100
*Funny Tape
*Staving Off Boredom
*That's A Lotta Tapes!
*Gypsies Are Our Enemies
*BEHOLD! VOLUME 3!

11/02/1996:

*The Sin Of The Sinks
*Who Needs Power?
*Just What She Wanted
*The (Transportable) Sacred Well!
*Whose Chocolate?

11/03/1996:

*Tower Terror!
*Talk To The Hand!
*Pseudo-Indian Summer
*You Can Find Anything At Wal-Mart
*Poor Rottie

11/04/1996:

*Soap Is A Girl's Best Friend!
*The Tea Non-Drinkers Drink When They're Not Drinking Beer
*NYPD Meat
*You WOULD Wake Up Now!
*Stockholm Syndrome, AKA I Really Like Howard Jones!
*Escape From JT Walsh
*Share The Love (& Syrup)
*Didn't See You
*I'm Losing Face!
*Poster Perturbations

11/05/1996:

*Readin', Not Rememberin', & 'Rithmatic
*The Crayfish Collector
*Quick Fix

11/06/1996:

*The Way It Could've Been
*My Emotions In Stickers
*NOT DOLE!

11/07/1996:

*Two Kinds Of Chicken
*I Have To Go In THAT?!
*Antisocial? Me?
*Rigor Mortis
*The JP Morgan Curse
*Reat! Reat!
*Gerbil Cam
*Not Nearly Enough Tape

11/08/1996:

*Hairy Chests Are So Sexy!
*How To Act
*Ma Moves Out
*Keywords
*Hanging Out With The Board Bunch
*Fancy Femme & The Four Fountains
*Gypsies & Indians
*Indian Winter
*The Three Rules Of Distance
*Saving Sheryl Crow
*Like Water For Libras
*My Special Yearbook, AKA We Can SEE You!
*Now I've Got To Kick You In Your Teeth!
*The Warm Snow
*They Always Say Women Take Too Long...
*That's Indecent!

11/09/1996:

*Kill Them Bugs!
*Shopping Cart Fenderbender
*Hair Ties That Bind
*Det. Logan & The Shoebox Bomb
*Horus's New Lance
*Consoling Mya
*There's Always A Use For Bugs Bunny

11/10/1996:

*Cat-i-mation
*I Didn't Get My Stuff!
*I'm Late, I'm Late, I'm Late For An Important Lab
*Oh Mr. Ostman!
*Just A Crumb
*So THAT'S What Was Down There!
*Decastment

11/11/1996:

*Stimulating!
*The Drilling
*BEHOLD! VOLUME 3 AGAIN!
*The House Of Dr. So-&-So
*Thou Shalt Not Eat The Popcorn
*Lead On, Rabbit Moses!
*The Wonderful New Bedspread
*A Double Helping Of Late For Class
*The Cafeteria Dream
*Thinned Out

11/13/1996:

*Staring At His Hands
*Four Clues
*Turning Chinese
*Penny Pincher
*Let's Hope She Gets Indigestion
*Sticking Around
*Puck's Path
*Alien Gestures Of Friendship
*The Noodle Symbol
*It's Only Water After All
*The Bodeans Need A Shave
*Where's The FCC When You Need It?
*Thugs, Rainbow Brite, & Kindergarten
*Mannequin Comes Standard
*Ma & The Woodcock
*Falling Apart At The Seams

11/14/1996:

*Turk & Herschel
*Entertaining The Girlfriend
*Those Roma!
*Where The I Divides
*But They're On Sale!
*Three Bombs For Three Babies

11/15/1996:

*Law & Order & Friendship
*Video Killed The Radio Store
*Bi-National Hill & The Pseudo-Rattler
*Square & Compass, Acacia & Apron
*She Got The Hots For Tuvok
*Law & Order: The Game!
*The Park Patrons
*Talk, Radio
*Night Light
*At Least I Wasn't Held Back A Year!
*Rolling Around In The Dark
*Proud Of Post-Its & The Big Fat Beetle
*The Coins Of Kincaid
*Power Line Swinger
*My New Handheld
*Pay Attention To Your Cat!
*The Poinsettia Entrepreneur
*A Whole Lotta Mail Goin' On
*Molly Ringwald Doesn't Shop Glen's Anyway
*Amber Alert
*Whaddya Mean, CANCELLED?
*No Seconds?
*The Fifteen Days Of Christmas

11/16/1996:

*The Crazy Girl's Crystals
*The Crazy Girl, Sans Crystals
*The Right To Bear Arms
*Another Hair Dream
*What's Worse Than A Bathroom Floor?
*Sandwich Remodel
*What Am I, The Weather Channel?
*Catch That Capybara!
*WAY Too Much Information
*The Not-So-Great Pyramid, AKA, Save The Children!
*Musical Computers
*I've Seen The Future! And It's Toilet Paper!
*Four Not-Blind Mice

11/17/1996:

*Crazy Coke!
*MacGyver* In Distress
*Stig Watches The Sky
*A Squeeze From Mr. Siddall
*Where's Jules? Not In The Bathroom With Fuzz...
*Evil Yellow Boy
*Dub Flub & Lots Of Folds
*Teacher Breath!
*Been Caught Playing Hooky
*Good Little Evil Bart

11/18/1996:

*Eric Of Babel
*A Plethora Of Puddings
*The Argument That Wasn't
*Eyes On The Back Of My Head
*It's Not So Backne
*Screamin' Grievances
*The Not-So Far Side
*Murphy's Law Of Cameras
*From The Halls Of Mutt-tezuma...

11/19/1996:

*The Cassette Tape Shuffle
*Johnny Carson's Guitar
*Finishing Off Griffin & Sabine
*Are You Guys Still Alive?
*Good To Know I Studied!
*Character Interaction

11/20/1996:

*Gone With The Wind: The Untold Story
*Yard Sale!
*X-Anxiety
*Paws Off My Pumbaa!
*Gesture Of Respect
*Come On Everybody, Get High!
*Popular Puck

11/21/1996:

*I'm Dreaming Of A Marine Christmas
*Hulk, Not Hollywood
*They Died In The Tubes
*Forgot My Music!
*The Cars Go Up, The Cars Go Down...

11/22/1996:

*Air Mess One
*Bridges Of Madison County, It Ain't
*Okay! So I Write A Lot!
*69! Made You Look!
*Jellybug
*The Cricket Bit It
*Trichotillomania*
*Bear Training
*I Eakspay Atinlay! Otnay!
*101 Somethings Which Aren't Dalmatians
*Hazed & Confumigated

11/23/1996:

*Playing With Pentagrams

11/24/1996:

*Tantal Y Tantal
*Save Me From Spiders!
*Extraordinary Measures
*My Gerbie & Me
*Me & Me
*Bad Frollo
*Drop That Mouse!
*You Must Love Country Music
*Look At My Drugs! & Scooby Who?
*Better Early Than Never
*It's Only A Dream, It's Only A Dream...

11/25/1996:

*Majestic 12...Something Or Other
*...And Other
*Pseudo Tarzan
*Did Anybody SEE That??
*Aaron Spelling's Eyes
*Isn't It Iconic?
*No Pets Allowed
*Monsterscape

11/26/1996:

*Tape Pickin'
*Muffled

11/27/1996:

*Self-Copyright Infringement
*Clock Confusion
*Cloud Cover
*Don't Look!!
*Sardasia
*Mmmuffins!
*Catwalking
*Dad! Can I Have New Corneas?
*Lovely Apricot
*Can't Take A Joke?
*Life Was Easier Before Computers
*Must-Die TV
*The Moon Fairy
*Singing In Church
*Just Crash, Damn You!
*Joseph's Sad Hands
*There's Always Room For Pudding

11/28/1996:

*Bag Lady
*Not So Fresh Prince, Not So Fresh Meat
*Guinea Pig From Mars
*Fievel & Ubu
*Screw Shoes, I Just Want My Comics
*Horse Nonsense
*Symbols On The Road

11/29/1996:

*Cuffs & Gloves
*Mail Toss!
*Bedroom Pretend Hypnosis Session
*Skinheads Don't Know Hypnosis
*Jane Goodall*--HBO Viewer Since NEVER!

11/30/1996:

*Stick It To Me
*Talk About A Ripoff
*Toilet Phobia
*Pointless Hair Dream
*Howard Jones Who? You Bet
*My Smelly Pirate Hat
*I Have A Drink(ing) Problem
*Damn Sociology Book!
*Bathroom Dream (With A Twist)
*Not Fit For Tweezing
*We Interrupt This For DAMIEN!
*The Bottom Drawer
*Lotsa Pennies
*Our Lovely Loon

12/01/1996:

*As Cool As Fyke Dyke

12/02/1996:

*Speaking Of Congress...
*The Replacement Gerbil
*Disarranged Beatles
*The Nonexistent Car Phone Ringtone Blues
*A Country/City Walk
*There Goes The Countryside
*Music Sampling
*I Love The Smell Of Gerbil In The Morning
*Tunnel Through The School
*Poking At Mr. Pike
*Panic At The Pool
*How Much Is That Simba In The Shoebox?
*My Mementos
*Latzy To The Rescue
*Commercial Change

12/03/1996:

*Bus Stop & Go
*Boy Hijacks Bus
*Snotty Girl Killed!
*Three Sisters

12/04/1996:

*Voyager Memories
*Mmm, Turkey!
*FBI Vote
*You Deflowered My Book!
*Mrs. Biddick Is Sorry
*Minuscule Mouse
*Pepper Is Orange...?
*Big Spider In The 'Hood!
*The Big Ol' Lion (King)
*Shining A Light On Mulder & Scully
*Nya-Nya, Lizard!
*The Angel Of Pennsylvania Avenue
*The Scorpio Complex

12/05/1996:

*Little Brown Bugs
*Pictures Of You, Pictures Of Me

12/06/1996:

*Lovecraft In Reality
*Whining In Wal-Mart
*Family Porn Values & Lettuce Man
*Fate Down Under
*Scully Is Easy
*Ice Cream Sandwich...Literally
*Flipping-Out Felman
*Runaway Utensils & Drilled-Up Paints
*I HATE THOSE TWINS!
*Scads Of CDs
*But What About My Hair?
*FM & The Bee
*My Dead Gerbil, Alive?

12/07/1996:

*Choosing T-Shirts
*Anders's Statement
*Ranger Rick Takes On The Heavy Issues!

(More to come...)