2001 Dreams

(Coming soon.)

01/03/2001:

A Place Of High Hilly Streets
Hawk Tamer
The Hidden Door In The Hall
A New Office For Lennie Briscoe

01/08/2001:

Meteor Strike
Wild Dogs In The Night

01/12/2001:

The Girl In The Latex Suit
Pennies From Heaven

01/20/2001:

Dinosaur World
Alone In The Dark

01/22/2001:

Goldfish Cocktail
Chi-Chi & The Bird
The Living Autopsy
Rachelbots
Playing CDs For Better Health!
Foreign Commercials Are Funny
I Will Not Eat Soggy Pirouline!
The Eyes Are Bigger Than The Stomach

01/30/2001:

Don't Get Holling Mad
Mighty Morphin' Power Possums
The Toxic Tunnel
My Kingdom For Good Hair
Maxed Out + Scribbled Down

02/18/2001:

The Perfect Sandwich

03/04/2001:

I Didn't Know The School System Was THIS Poor!
My Big Secret Mission

03/14/2001:

The Mad Horse & The Bear

03/16/2001:

Fallout In Vietnam
The Monstrous Pet

03/20/2001:

Tourists Only

03/21/2001:

The Lady & The Tiger

03/23/2001:

Cable In The Classroom
Bath Oils For Kids

03/24/2001:

Passing Through

03/27/2001:

This Hard Drive Will Self-Destruct...
Head In The Sand
The False Pirate

03/30/2001:

Bills Of Anger
The Comforting Flood

04/03/2001:

The Fugitive In The Tunnel
Storm Warning

04/06/2001:

A Jacket Without A Back(et)
Rawhide Knives
Runaway Blimp
Treading Water

04/08/2001:

Daughter Against Drunk Driving
Brushfire Panic
Lending A Helping Paw

04/09/2001:

Putting On The Brakes
Just In Time, & Yet Too Late

04/20/2001:

Hamster On The Loose!
A Trip To The Library
Multi-Moons & Shooting Stars

04/27/2001:

The Lion Video

05/02/2001:

The Critters On The Porch
Who Forgot To Lock The Door?
The Watery Den

05/06/2001:

The Hamster-Bird

05/07/2001:

The Orphan Girl
After School At Errol Hall
Looking For Nephthys

05/11/2001:

One Way To Hold A Rat
Sticky Situation
Darkness Falls Across The Lawn

05/13/2001:

Barn-Top Cuisine
In The White House At Night
Bathroom Rafting
Bad Salad & Doggie Art
Suiting Up With CSI
My Hair Belongs To Michael Bolton
Mom's Always Hated Adiemus

05/15/2001:

Bad Toilet + Save The Spiders!
Now You Sewer, Now You Don't
The Creep At The Basketball Court
Sully's Assault
Dogsitting At Eric's

05/21/2001:

Fighting Flames
Sinner At The Family Gathering
The Nuclear Sunset
The Great Train Chase

05/29/2001:

The Great Escape

06/01/2001:

The Runaway Hamster

06/02/2001:

The Uprising

06/03/2001:

The Ice-Top Sky Redux

06/05/2001:

What's In My Inbox?
The Lion King, Live!
The Lost Heir

06/07/2001:

Castle In The Clouds
Open House Party
Theater Hopping
A Furry To Love
Wrath Of The Follower Of Isis
Smash Mouth's Greatest Felonies

06/11/2001:

Forgetful Friends
Readers Don't Make Good Hostages
Message Board Shenanigans

06/15/2001:

The Bad Food Experiment
Anubis & Silverwand

06/24/2001:

Escape From The Pet Store
A Field Trip With The Freemasons

06/25/2001:

No More New Year's Lights!
The Dolmen Of The Lake
Naked In The Window
The Yellow Room
I'm An Arteest!

06/27/2001:

The Naughty Picture

06/29/2001:

Out Of Body
The Liar's Question
Triple, Triple, Triple DBZ!

06/30/2001:

I Missed Watership Down?!
The Dark Sun Of The West
Is This The Fridge Or My Bedroom?
My Mice Are Websurfers
Sex & Statues, Now On A&E!
Sharing The Bed With Pepper
Dreaming Of Dream Notes

07/01/2001:

Where's The Bathroom Again?
Left Behind In Michigan

07/02/2001:

Mom, You Are NOT Austin Powers
Bonus Tracks
Fire In The Sky
Mooning Over Damien
I Tape Too Much
Bathing In My Pants
The Orange Powder
Men Drooling Badly
Whose Themes Are These?

07/03/2001:

You've Got Messages!
Snakes Like To Read, Too
Senior Machines
Webpage Advice For Gil Grissom

07/05/2001:

Bingo! Cockapoo!
Suspicious Nightowl
Guns ARE Phallic Symbols, After All

07/06/2001:

Death To Boy Bands!
Black Rain
The Stories.com Subconscious
Too Much E-Mail!

07/07/2001:

Stop It, Sharon!
The Jungle Chase
Mononoke & The Maggots
What's Your Name Again?
Anatomically Correct
Old Bookstore, New Bookstore
An Uncertain Mystery

07/09/2001:

Women On The Run
The Hunt For Dad's Tapes
Bomber Intrigue
The Mystery Of The Magic Flute
Marilyn Monroe, Mentor
What's News?
The Death Of Sailor Moon

07/13/2001:

Fun With Gift Certificates
VCR Anxiety

07/14/2001:

Holey Shorts!
Damn Communist Anime Plot
Supermarket Cop
Puns Are Not Fun

07/15/2001:

The Flavor Of The Wind
The Man Behind The Mask Is Not Zechs Merquise
The House In Another Dimension
The Antiques Store Boogie
I Am Bulma, See Me Fly!
The Halloween Rainbow
They Show Porn On Cartoon Network, Now?
The Well-Endowed Mud Creature
Kincaid Goes Crazy
The Truth About Rats & Hamsters

07/16/2001:

Post-Traumatic Fireworks

07/17/2001:

Fun With Salt!
Where My Will Is Suppressed
Club Confusion
Bad Rodent
The Omen Tape
Injured Leading The Injured

07/18/2001:

The Thwacking

07/21/2001:

I Like You Just The Way You Are
The Battle With Super Frieza
Toilet Troubles
Find Your Own Man!
Locker Room Of The Internet

07/23/2001:

Ritual Abuse Book Report
It's A Dream; Why Didn't I Just Shrink?

07/24/2001:

A Flower For Danser
The Floating Island
Dashing Through The Snow
I Could Have Done It Better
No More Fleas, Please
Talking Tenchi
The Drunk-Driving Fine
The Fancy Hotel Fragment

07/25/2001:

A Letter From Mya
Thirsty Kitty
What's Picard Doing On The Porch?

07/26/2001:

The Order Of Things
Man In The Hole
The Golden Sunrise
Wild West Kittens

07/27/2001:

Why Does She Keep Bothering Me?
Captain Trips & The Dogs
Would You Let Yourself Be Judged?
Joe Dirt, Songwriter
Free Chicken Twisters When You Wake Up!
Break It Up, Pigs!
Weight Worries
Creepy Crawly Mess

07/29/2001:

At The Movies With MacLaine
We'll Never Reach Mackinac Island!
I Am Girl, Interrupted
Why I Don't Wear Makeup
DBZ In My Front Yard
The Funnel Cloud & Moons A'Plenty
A Gift For An Enemy
Brother, Can You Spare A Condom?

07/31/2001:

Firefighters Against The Sun
Cloud Towers
Shorts From Another Dimension
Early To Bed, Early To Rise...
I'm Gonna Be A Cop!
A Squirrel In The Bathroom
Modship! Woohoo!
Obsessive Love

08/01/2001:

My Favorite Vampire
Shrinking In The Oval Office
Sticky Flash
Sidestepping The Santa Dancers
Two Rodents In A Tube
Hands Off My Fruit!
Music Men
Suck That Popsicle!

08/05/2001:

Ratings Gripes

08/07/2001:

Beware The Mary Sue
Mark Of Distinction
Ready For School
The Door Is Open...
What's For Lunch?
Cheating Shannon

08/08/2001:

Camaraderie
Clueless About Mythology
U2 Must REALLY Suck By Now
Nefertiti In The Library

08/09/2001:

Jogging Downtown
In Doors, Out Doors
The Internet IRA
Shakespearean Indifference
Decisions, Decisions

08/11/2001:

ScanDisk Snafu

08/12/2001:

I Am The Editor!
Poor Brooks

08/15/2001:

Bad Kitty!
Damn It! No Movie?!

08/17/2001:

I HOPE That Was A Burp...
I'm Gay! Awesome!
The Trusting Bikes
Zap-Pool For Dummies
The Usual Suspects
The Anubis Tome
Hurry Up, Mya!
First Porn On Cartoon Network, Now This
Runaway Eggs
Dogs Without Coats
Move, Pepper

08/19/2001:

And Now, People's Exhibit #1: The Giant Q-Tip
Sunsets & Trains
The Slave Paper
Necklace Troubles
The Deadly Princess
Got Milk? Got PLENTY!

08/21/2001:

Vegeta In Love

08/22/2001:

JAG Shenanigans
Big Eyes, Impossibly Small Mouth
The Mercurial Light

08/23/2001:

Answering Machine Feedback
Chief Ugly? At A Hockey Game??
The Junkfood Jesus

08/26/2001:

The Bathroom At St. Francis's
Cruel Streak
Deprogramming Is Not Fun
Where Is The Damn Bathroom?!
Going Buggy
Do I Yahoo!?
Manitou Island Meets DBZ!
Night Flight

08/28/2001:

Handbags For Self-Injurers
Pointless Dream. Really.
Yes, I Can Be That Stupid

08/29/2001:

Catch That Morph!
Fight The Man! Break Stuff!

09/01/2001:

Cause Of Death: Unknown
Graduation Is HELL!

09/04/2001:

What Happened To You, Mr. Bush?
Dolphin Sounds & The Dancing Rat

09/06/2001:

GET ME OUT OF THIS SCHOOL!!
A Fountain In The Sidewalk On Mackinac Island
Bad-Luck Sunset

09/07/2001:

From Flesh To Stone

09/08/2001:

Bitty Baby Zebras

09/11/2001:

Damn You, Bon Jovi!
Pictures Of Wulfie
Airport + Bathroom = UGH
My Little Owlies
Who The Hell Is Marilyn?

09/15/2001:

Poor With Technology
MASH Is Always A Classic
Camo Rat & The Flu Bug

09/18/2001:

A Bloody Mess
Preventative Kitty Measures
Through The Window
What's Mabarak Up To?

09/20/2001:

Square Clouds & Purple Horses
Pass The Shrimp & Pancakes, Dear

09/28/2001:

Singing To Cetera

09/30/2001:

First, Tiny Zebras--Now, Tiny Kitties!
Wait Till You're On The Plane!
The Evolution Of Daffy Duck

10/03/2001:

You Have Better Shoes!
I Dally Too Much
Whose Hubs?
Gimme That Screw!

10/09/2001:

Do I Watch Too Much Law & Order?
Do Not Taunt The Glowing Kitten!
Hands Off My Lamps!
Hotdogs Or Hamburgers?

10/18/2001:

The Cruel Streak Continues
Too Late To Go
Bad Pants, Bad Pants, What'cha Gonna Do
Confronting The Watchers
Kristeva's Promise

10/28/2001:

My New Black Kitten

10/29/2001:

Contagion!

10/30/2001:

Pepper's Ghost

11/01/2001:

The Mad Cat

11/02/2001:

Pepper Returns

11/18/2001:

The Black Cat Attacks

11/22/2001:

The World Trade Center Tour

11/29/2001:

This Is Fort Holmes?
Luca In Love
Hello Puppy
Lithgow The Lunatic

12/01/2001:

Clouds Like Art
Attack On The Governor's Mansion
Missing Ratings

12/02/2001:

Smurfette The Hussy
Glitter Dresses
Change Of Schedule
Katchoo Confined

12/06/2001:

Demoted!
The Mall In My Computer
Kristeva Gets Wet

12/19/2001:

I Hate Ants!!

12/22/2001:

Catch That Plane!