2003 Dreams

(Coming soon.)

01/03/2003:

Poet's Journal

01/11/2003:

Is This Freudian Or Something?
No Safe Haven

01/16/2003:

Trading Spaces
Rivers Of Filth

01/21/2003:

The Water Museum

01/24/2003:

Sinister House, Sinister Memory

01/27/2003:

The eBay Angel

01/29/2003:

The Dream That Is Too Weird To Summarize

02/01/2003:

Running Away
The Corpse Of A Cat
Trapped In CSI: Miami
The Bookstore On The Mountain (With Monk!)

02/10/2003:

The Funny Fountain
Befriending The Pagan Girl

02/11/2003:

Can't I Ever Have A GOOD Hair Day?
On The Case With Monk (Again?)

02/12/2003:

The Couch Of Lights

02/13/2003:

The Seven Cities Of Gold

02/17/2003:

Suicidal
Macaulay Culkin, Pirate Captain!
Too Many Owls, I Can't Pick Just One!
Cat Food For Dogs? Dog Food For Cats?
Yet Another Forgotten Hamster

02/21/2003:

Be That Way, Noah Wyle!
You Fixed My Tape. Now I Save Your Life!
I Love My Pewter Amoeba
The Cult Of Connie Francis
What? No Time For Mountain Climbing??
Out Of My Way!

02/28/2003:

Who's Looking In My Window?
Dan Rather Vs. Columbo
Mission: Wonkyworld
Shot Through The Head, & You're To Blame

03/05/2003:

Thank You, Bill Kurtis!
Which Way Do We Go?
SPIDER! AAAK!!
Bazoompas?
Mind The Paws, Buddy!

03/06/2003:

Advance Copy! Yesss!
This Horse Ride Is Ruined
Five Dreams
CSI: Miami? Again?

03/08/2003:

Windy Night
I Created A Sense Of Drama!
High Over The Bridge
Watch Out For That Dead Dog!

03/10/2003:

Cheboygan In National Geographic!! Not!
The Twins' Promotion
The Great Apsiu Battle & Skinned Alive
Alice's House, AKA Wooing The White Rabbit

03/12/2003:

Who's Driving The Hummer?
Random UFO Dream
Ma's Trip To China
New Uses For Hyperlinks
Back Room Rebels
A GOOD Tooth Loss Dream!
Kitty Litter Worries

03/15/2003:

Corpses Hang From The Trees
Thank God For The Pet Place
Leave It ON!
I STILL Can't Get Any Privacy!
The Death Of James Dean
Katharine Hepburn, The Chimp Woman
Can I Have A Cake, Please?
Where's My Shonen Jump?!
DOG PORN, Now?!

03/19/2003:

A Little Black Spot On The Moon Today
Stop Messing With The Antenna!
The White Buffalo Whispers
Noir Love

03/22/2003:

Take That, Snooty Guys!
The Walls Are Weeping Blood!
What I've Forgotten...

03/28/2003:

Lucid Falling

04/03/2003:

The St. Valentine's Day Virus
Pity Poor Felman, AKA Felman's Suicide

04/11/2003:

I Want A Full Tooth Job!

04/15/2003:

Darkness Falls, & I've Got The Pics

04/18/2003:

Ma! Can I Keep Him??
Dragonfly Love

04/21/2003:

Floss, Anyone?
Inuyasha & The Mystery Of The Swamp Murders
Royal Biographies

04/24/2003:

Darkness Falls On Mackinaw
Gotta Love Them Apes
Grumpy Squirrel
Columbo's Lazy Eye--Explained!

05/01/2003:

CSI: Miami: The Freaky Episode

05/03/2003:

No Pinocchio Jokes, Please
Dangerous People
Killer Moth!
Walking Forgotten Roads
Goren? What Are You Doing In My Radio?
A Surprise Cockatoo
Miss No Short-Term Memory
Is This Appropriate?
Attack Of The UFOs
The Big Picture
Playing With Myself?!

05/07/2003:

Gangs Of Elementary School

05/12/2003:

I Am The Wendigo!

05/18/2003:

The Honor Of The Gypsies

05/21/2003:

Return Of The Rash
On Thin Ice
No Place To Rest
I Don't Do This In Real Life, I Swear

05/22/2003:

MY FIRST LUCID DREAM! :D

06/04/2003:

You Must've Been An Ugliful Baby
The Egyptian Partition
Gray Blooded
I Just Won't HAVE A Ring!
What's Wrong, Pussycat?
When I Said Wash My Food, I Didn't Mean That...
Running Away From...
¡Ayudame!
ANYTHING BUT ANTS!

06/05/2003:

He Must Be A Polar Bear
The Frenchman Of The Mountain Fountain
Captives Of The Haunted Theater
Did You Hear Thunder?
Bedridden
Respect Your Elder Indians
Interview With The Cultist
Mail-Order Murder
Need I Say Those Are Fake?
How Can I Pick Just One?
VERY BAD KITTY!

06/14/2003:

I've Been DELETED?!
Please Save My Bridge!

06/25/2003:

Back On The Chain Gang
My Tapes Are Here!

07/03/2003:

Abducted By Rabbit Aliens!
Escape From China One
The Great DBZ Movie

07/05/2003:

Rainy Day Bed
Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chim-Cheree...

07/15/2003:

I Love Kuwabara

07/16/2003:

Good Things Come In Small Packages

07/19/2003:

Thank You, Katchoo! AKA Guardian Rat
Soylent MASH

07/24/2003:

Invasion Of Privacy

07/25/2003:

The Fair Samaritan
Do You Know Where Your Children Are?
The Ultimate Bad Hair Day
The Hall Of Good & Evil

07/31/2003:

Tom Berenger Is Not Historically Accurate

08/06/2003:

Icetrees, AKA The Ice-Top Sky Revised

08/11/2003:

Soup With Dad, Crafting With Mom
Skybridge To Sugar Loaf
Sneaking Cigs
The 911 Conspiracy
One-Star Restaurant

08/15/2003:

Saved By The Blanket
Follow That Shadow
Good Chimp, Bad Chimp
River Of The Dead
Overexposure
Lord Jesus, Herself

08/21/2003:

Skin & Bones

08/25/2003:

Damn, Those Are Some Big Ants

08/27/2003:

Yokas, The Addict
Beneath Mackinac Island
I'm Never Inviting You Back Again!
Tom Berenger, You've Been Pranked!

08/30/2003:

SVU & The Mystic Wave Pool

09/03/2003:

Sudden Autumn

09/04/2003:

Lucid Flying! Yeeeeeeee! :D

09/08/2003:

Tiny Meteors
One Reason NOT To Lucid Dream
Underwater Cadets

09/15/2003:

Body Farm Land

09/16/2003:

Baby Savior

09/30/2003:

Northern Lights Aid
World Radio
There They Get Her Now
Out Of The Closet In The Hidden Hallway
I Did NOT Have To See That!
Rodent Of Unusual Size

10/02/2003:

The Card Of Kinna Urashina

10/03/2003:

Darkness On The Horizon

10/18/2003:

Fire Heroes

10/21/2003:

Repressed Memory
Read The Words!
Peacemakers Is STILL On?

10/28/2003:

The Robots Will Attack On Tuesday

11/02/2003:

The Friggin' Watchers Again!

11/20/2003:

The Cable Guy

11/26/2003:

Moon Shots
The Pros & Cons Of Black & Blue
Slippery When Wet
Hello, Terrorist Alert?
Another Reason To Switch To CDs
Where Does The Time Go? Seriously?
Mad Squirrel!
Mea Culpa

11/28/2003:

Fla-Vor-Sno
Robot CSI
Crime & The Amish

12/02/2003:

Nope, The Hamster's Still There

12/11/2003:

The Disowned Son
The Woman Who Loved A Polar Bear
My Daughter Writes SMUT!

12/22/2003:

Jurassic City

12/30/2003:

One Rat, Two Rat, White Rat, Brown Rat...